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(1)Aradia Megido once finished "The song that never ends".

(2)Tavros Nitram can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

(3)Time waits for no man, unless that man is Sollux Captor.

(4)Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Karkat Vantas's first visit to Tokyo.

(5)Nepeta Leijon does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Nepeta Leijon goes killing.

(6)Kanaya Maryam does not need to "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

(7)Terezi Pyrope can taste lies.

(8)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Vriska Serket.

(9)TNT was originally made by Equius Zahhak to help indigestion.

(10)"Let the bodies hit the floor" was originally written to be Gamzee Makara's theme song.

(11)When you say "no one is perfect", Eridan Ampora takes this as a personal insult.

(12)Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Feferi Peixes while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Oookaaay...I was bored, found this [link] and decided it would be funny to see what type of facts would come up for the Trolls of Homestuck. I was going to do the Human kids as well...buuuut....I dunno, didn't feel like it I guess...

Trolls (c) AH
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Ill-Lick-You Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student Artist
yes just......yes
Homestuckanimelover Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Both my best friend and I couldn't stop laughing. (And she can be hard to amuse!)
TheTigeressWithin Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious. I cannot stop laughing.
AriyannaxShiku Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad it amuses you. XD
CelticKawaii Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
According to the link you have, The Summoner can raise the roof. With one hand. XD
And I thought, 'Well duh, he can FLY!' :rofl:
AriyannaxShiku Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha! :lmao:
CelticKawaii Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Of course Tavros can set ants on fire at night - he has sICK FIRES! But why the hell does he need a magnifying glass?

Also, I can definitely see Equius making TNT for some STRONG indigestion. XD

And...Karkat visiting Tokyo. Oh my gosh, that would be EPIC if someone made that into a gif.

AriyannaxShiku Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, I wouldn't want Equius as my doctor if I ever suffered indigestion. :rofl:

I know right? Someone should definitely make a gif of that. XD
CelticKawaii Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Gah, that would be painful...:fear:
AriyannaxShiku Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed it would. :iconscaredplz:

Run for your life, Karkatzilla's in the house. XD
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